This hat is for sale in Topshop stores, you guys.
It's £15. For a novelty item, this is not cheap. What's more, IT'S SOLD OUT ONLINE. I'm not angry about the sheer craziness of fashion, more the fact that there are scenesters out there dressed as pierrots and I haven't seen any of them. I'M UPSET. But is it wrong that I'm sort of tempted by the bowler hat? Or the top hat? So jaunty!