1. Idris Elba. Right? RIGHT? He is just a very attractive man who makes excellent acting choices and THANK GOD FOR YOU IDRIS.
2. Shakespeare! We already knew that Will was amazing, but this roundup of the expressions he contributed to the English language is incredible. Memorise it, impress your friends, and win at pub quizzes!
3. Okay. Okay. OKAY. Prepare yourselves. Okay? OKAY. Loaded. Maple. Bacon. Donut. Fries. FRIES! THAT ARE DONUTS! WITH BACON ON THEM! AND OTHER THINGS! Oh my freaking lord.
4. I need this t-shirt, because it basically displays my thoughts.
5. This is a shower curtain with a sloth on it doing an impression of King Kong. YEAH IT IS.
6. Such a pretty colour. Nice nails make me cheerful, yes?
7. The evolution of hip hop featuring Will Smith and Jimmy Fallon. MAKE IT RAIN.